Edmund hack

Dear Mommy,

Here's a list of the things I don't like:

1. I don't want to sleep. There is too much to be done to waste time sleeping. Just because I'm tired doesn't mean I want you to leave me in my bed. I would have thought you would catch on by now with the noise I make when you do so. Isn't it like your job to hold me whenever I want you to?

2. Sometimes I don't want to be stuck on my stomach. Just because I can roll back over doesn't mean I always want to. I will just cry until you come do it for me.

3. Sometimes I don't like it when you leave me alone. If I cry come back where I can see you.

Well, that wasn't very long so on to the list of things I do like:

1. I like it when you tickle me. This is why I laugh when you do so.

2. I like to do word flashcards. I try to show you my excitement with my giant smile and bounciness.

3. I like to wrinkle papers. Any paper will do whether it was junk mail, something important, or pages of a book; I'm not picky.

4. I like to splash in the tub. Sorry, but you will get wet. I do appreciate the ducks you have put in for me to smack at while I splash. Maybe you should find me a baby pool.

5. I like to play with your phone. Be on your guard if you do not want it in my mouth.

6. I like to drop stuff. Every time I do the thing I drop goes down. Who knew?

7. I like my hands and feet. Sometimes I catch myself just sitting there staring at them because they are fascinating.

8. I like to bang on the piano. What fun noises it makes.

9. I also like to sing. I like Wheels on the Bus, Popcorn Popping, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, If You're Happy and You Know it.

10. I like to grab the cats. They are so fluffy. Unfortunately they like to stay out of range.

11. I like mirrors. Maybe it's because I'm such a cutey.

So overall it looks like I'm a pretty happy guy.

Love,

Baby Edmund